choppaclip:

This is how they came up with the name orange is the new black


quacklemore:

when u want ur friend sam to play the song againimage


lettersfromtitan:

Darren’s impression of Ryan Murphy x

This is still my favorite thing in the entire world.


ozbrat:

magneito:

mY FAVORITE THING IS HEIGHT DIFFERENCE SHIPS WHERE THE SHORT ONE IS A LITTLE CONDENSED BALL OF PURE RAGE AND THE TALL ONE IS SUPER NICE AND NERVOUS AND ALWAYS HAVING TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE SHORTER ONE 

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feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else


Fanfiction problems:

thouartfucked:

You want to read the story again. It was well written, and the plot was genius.You remember everything about the story. Except the title and author.



I have chlamydia.


vladimirnootin:

Prince Edward (1965) - Prince George (2014)

I AM LAUGHING MORE THAN I SHOULD.


blissless:

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*


@AnselElgort Look at that view!


tylerslittleshit:

SLAY THE BURN BOOK



tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.